Move those covered wagons

Chad drove to UI from Florida
In search of bonsai and Pat Morita
His plans were cut short
When built was a fort
Of snow around his little Cordoba continue

So who is responsible for Society anyway?

I've had a revelation. I know it's surprising; you come to these institutions of learning and enlightenment and actually get enlightened ... it's incredible. But wait, there's more. This revelation actually came to me in class, a sociology class, no less. continue

Thoughts on the transfer of power

I'm scared, frightened out of my mind. I am worried that over the course of the next four years I will watch our nation disintegrate, or there will be no jobs when I enter the "real world" in a few years. I'm worried that our environment, economy, education system, and gun laws will all suffer. continue

Contrary to popular belief I'm not an insensitive chauvinist

Recently, I have been accused of being chauvinistic in my columns. I honestly don't know where this suggestion stems from. Sure, every now and then I humorously point out slight differences between the sexes. For example, how a woman can remember everything her boyfriend has ever said since the day they met, while on the other hand, a man commonly has trouble remembering his girlfriend's full name. continue

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